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The Cannibal Catboy Elsen

Anonymous asked: did you know that when praying mantii mate the female bites the male's head off after he fertilizes her 8)

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly, via schmuckloaf)

My ideal friend is someone who, food-wise, hates the stuff I love and loves the stuff I hate.

That way, when we get food, and we get something on it we hate, we can give it to the other person who loves it. And we’re both happy because one of us doesn’t have to eat it and the other person gets to eat it

fem-usa:

sorellaperfratello:

EXCUSE ME BUT DID HE ACTUALLY JUST USE A LINE FROM EARLIER BLOOPERS WHAT THE FUCK

OK BUT THAT AMERICAN GUY IS REALLY CUTE

(via inverse-raddish)

lifehacks247:

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DON’T DRINK GATORADE OUT OF A WINDEX BOTTLE

Even if you wash out the bottle a thousand times, the plastic of the bottle absorbs the toxic chemicals and can contaminate your drink.

Same thing for the alcohol if you’re under the drinking age. If you’re approached by authorities, the bottle will still smell like alcohol because of the plastic, and you could get in major trouble even if it actually is just water.

The mayo one is fair game. Go eat your delicious pudding mayo, pudding mayo eaters

(via psychoticpeacefulness)

mom just threatened me in attempt to keep me in the house for the rest of my life

hypothesis: half the people who make “everybody do the bah bah” jokes don’t know where it came from

Alright, I’ve got a solution. This time, to make sure we don’t get lost, I’ve employed the help of The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™! Just follow The Line™ — how simple is that!

(Source: lesliecrusher, via buttfantassies)

i keeping lapasing in and out of light headednes ugh