Anonymous asked: did you know that when praying mantii mate the female bites the male's head off after he fertilizes her 8)
My ideal friend is someone who, food-wise, hates the stuff I love and loves the stuff I hate.
That way, when we get food, and we get something on it we hate, we can give it to the other person who loves it. And we’re both happy because one of us doesn’t have to eat it and the other person gets to eat it
mom just threatened me in attempt to keep me in the house for the rest of my life
hypothesis: half the people who make “everybody do the bah bah” jokes don’t know where it came from
i keeping lapasing in and out of light headednes ugh